“Ouch!!! I just ran my hand over with an iron… its all orangy, white and red! What do I do!? Let me Google this up really quick. Ah, Natural News says there is a phenomenal gluten free natural burn cream. It says I should get a mortar and pestle and grind up some fresh mint and cilantro, and then fold that into a mixture of honey, mayonnaise and Grey Poupon, and apply it to the burn site.”

“Someone is squirting blood from the arm! Quick, I think we’re supposed to tie something around it! Grab a belt, a shoelace, or guitar strings, I saw that in a show once!”

With basic first aid training and using basic first aid only, you can learn to treat many different conditions: