Introducton to Burns

“Ouch!!! I just ran my hand over with an iron… its all orangy, white and red! What do I do!? Let me Google this up really quick. Ah, Natural News says there is a phenomenal gluten free natural burn cream. It says I should get a mortar and pestle and grind up some fresh mint and cilantro, and then fold that into a mixture of honey, mayonnaise and Grey Poupon, and apply it to the burn site.”